The Brutally Honest Personality Test is pretty dead-on funny – if you have the ability to laugh at yourself. It’s basically the Meyers Briggs Type Inventory, and then written in cynical results.

For me, I scored::

Your Score: Sap- ESFJ

70% Extraversion, 40% Intuition, 46% Thinking, 56% Judging

Aww…you know that sensitive mamsy-pansy sap I was talking about earlier? Yeah. Well, someone had to get it and you pulled the short straw. Now pull yourself together, crybaby.

You are quite possible one of the most sensitive people I know and I don’t even know you! You care what each and every single person thinks about you. You’re the kind of person who sends around a txt to everyone they know saying “i thnk ur prtty. wat do u thnk abt me? rate me frm 1-5.”

That’s 1 meaning “I hate you” and 5 meaning “You make me vomit when I look at you.” You’re still crying, aren’t you?

Sure. All you want is for someone to appreciate you once in a while. Aww… Boohoo. Hold a pity party sometime. The garden’s free. Lots of worms down there. Big ones. Small ones. Squishy ones.

My guess is you don’t understand this test one bit. You can’t imagine how anyone could be so insulting or why anyone could find it even remotely amusing…STOP THE DAMN WATERWORKS, WOMAN!

Naive is a word that needs to be branded on your forehead… Alright, now I feel bad. Sure, you do have some redeeming factors, just not many. Sorry.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows…

LonerIntroverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
PushoverIntroverted Sensing Feeling Judging
CriminalIntroverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
BorefestIntroverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Almost PerfectIntroverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
FreakIntroverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
LoserIntroverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
CrackpotIntroverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
ClownExtraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
CommanderExtraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Do GooderExtraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
ScumbagExtraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
BusybodyExtraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
PrickExtraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
DictatorExtraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test
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